Speeed!

Hey! What is this? What’s happening!? Am I really downloading with one megabit per second? And it’s not 6 PM! It’s not even the weekend! The service is working as advertised! I am actually getting what I’m paying for! Wow!!! I’m sure this must be some kind of glitch. They will fix it soon and it’ll be back to good ol’ 256 kbps for the day.